I'm really not your typical good boy who likes to play with toy cars. But I'll let you judge.
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i could spend a few minutes of my time typing a decent description of myself so that you guys would know me better. but fuck, are you worth my time? my name's keith, and i'll leave it as that.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009, 1:49 AM
pretty girls.
twitterpatted says:cos sometimes looking at too prety people make you depressed
Keith fym very hard Jobs available, sales for starhub, no commitment period. short flexible hours says:
haha
Keith fym very hard Jobs available, sales for starhub, no commitment period. short flexible hours says:
yah i agree
Keith fym very hard Jobs available, sales for starhub, no commitment period. short flexible hours says:
looking at single pretty girls on facebook
Keith fym very hard Jobs available, sales for starhub, no commitment period. short flexible hours says:
or attached pretty girls to a prick on facebook
Keith fym very hard Jobs available, sales for starhub, no commitment period. short flexible hours says:
is depressing
Keith fym very hard Jobs available, sales for starhub, no commitment period. short flexible hours says:
especially if they do not accept your friend request even though your main picture showcases you climbing up a lampost in style.
:D talking with grace is entertaining. very.
Monday, April 27, 2009, 12:21 AM
& now i feel free again.
so yesterday we sang songs, drank, was fun. dini shumin got to know eden zhuen and gary, and weekiat well, we already all know each other. :Dshumin and dini thinks eden is damn cute HAHAHA. DINI YOU CAN CHOOSE HIM INSTEAD OF ZX OKAY.
anyway after singing we took a bus ride down to tampines mall, made a shit load of noise on the bus, but yeah, normal right? keith always does shit like this.
then after that it was back to zhuen's house. met darren and caught up with him.
we watched SAW V (five) together.
SERIOUSLY NO MORE SAW PLEASE FOR KEITH. I SUMMONED ALL MY BALLS TO WATCH THAT SHOW. AND IT WAS LIKE HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE.
I DONT LIKE TO SEE HUMANS CHOPPED INTO TWO, DROWNED, EXPLODED, OR HANDS CHOPPED INTO LITTLE PIECES.
I DONT LIKE.
I CAN ENVISION MYSELF DYING IN A SIMILAR WAY EVERYTIME I WATCH SUCH STUFF HAPPEN. AND NO ITS NOT A GOOD FEELING.
okay enough of caps lock. later people think i going crazy.
then after that it was soccer, MAN U owned TOTTENHAM like the hams they were. but yeah, im not a fan of soccer. so no comments, but it was entertaining, finally a match with decent action.
fuck man singapore football i watch comfirm 100% fall asleep, especially when it ends 0-0, horrible.
they should implement more stunts into soccer, make it much nicer, like basketball NBA. which i think is so much more entertaining to watch.
at least there are more shots, more stunts, more action.
i'm sorry i'm not saying that kicking a ball from one player to another is not action, its just NOT ENOUGH action.
after that was mahjong, kiat was a great winner, owning all of us walking away with 30 bucks. i hate him D: FIRST TIME I SEE HIM WIN AT MAHJONG SOMEMORE.
okay. enough of the bullshit haha...
oh yeah, I STEPPED ON A RAT TODAY WTF WTF WTF AT BEDOK. I STEPPED ON A RAT WTF.
I STEPPED ON A MOTHERFUCKINGCRAZYSCARYDISGUSTINGDISGUSTINGDISGUSTING RAT.
WTF.
it squeaked and ran away, onto the middle of a road.
one hit, ko.
Sometimes I see you when I close my eyes
You're still apart of my life - Cascada, Another You.
Friday, April 24, 2009, 2:48 AM
starhub gang
i very long never talk on the phone for so long like that already.and i very long never hear so many "kan ni na" "cheebye" and hokkien in one night.
HAHHAHA BUT IT WAS FUN :D
today was normal, dotaed at home like some nerd then went to work in the evening.
work was entertaining, to an extent, dota was too.
my sales came from this house with a man in his 40's, a japanese tattoo mounted on his shoulder, with two lines words right down his left tit. he wasnt wearing a shirt.
his father didnt wear a shirt too, sported a dragon on his bag, and bigger tits.
as they spoke to me, they were smoking marlboro reds and playing with their son/grandson who was hardly able to walk on his own.
i swear the little kid is a little gangster, at the young age of less than a year he was throwing his toys at me like i was some terrorist about to invade his house, or someone who had not paid protection money for the past 3 months. he threw a spinning top akin to that of a beyblade out the door, and into his neighbour's house, which was a feat for such a little kid.
next up was an empty pack of ciggs.. meddling around with ciggs at such an age..
thank god the customer signed with me, then maybe 20 years down the road i'd have my own "gina" in my starhub gang.
gang name 1633.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 11:25 AM
facebook
Okay, another 5 minutes wasted.How? I was randomly surfing facebook.
I came across this profile with a pretty girl.
The first thing that came to mind was
"photoshop"
and
"makeup"
dont get me wrong, i like photoshop, and i like makeup. in photos that is.
too bad you cant photoshop your real face, and makeup gets smeared during hot sex.
11:22 AM
i need a drink.
Blogging the previous post actually took up 5 minutes of my life, which was an awesome way to kill time, now is time to find something to let me chill a little more.Lets see.
i need a drink. HAHA.
LOOK, ITS A PURPLE ELEPHANT!
(i am still very cranky this blogpost sounds girly)
11:15 AM
fmylife
I dont know why the hell i woke up so early today.some bitch called corinne called me, she's some fucked up customer who asks fucked up questions at fucked up timings. seriously, i'm gonna blow up, if she continues like this i swear i will with all due respect curse her ancestors, descendants, and everyone else that she has held dear. even her dog.
today is, and will be a fucked up day, i can predict it already. and as the previous post said, keith's predictions come true.
i'm tired, i'm cranky. i need to chill like now, in just 1 hour or so i am going to walk out of my front door to face the world outside, look at the bus driver and try to smile, hope i dont point a middle finger to the people on the bus who sit on the outer seat nonchantlantly and not give way to those standing. its not fun sleeping at 4 and waking up at, 4.10 because of an sms, waking up at 6 because of another sms, and getting a fucked up old 50 years old woman called corinne calling you at 10am.
better news, there's no one online to play with, there's no one really decent or entertaining to talk to, i'm just surfing blogs. THERE'S NOTHING ON CABLETV.
and www.mybrute.com is DOWN FOR MAINTAINENCE.
oh fuck. i sense evil repercussions coming soon, like keith is going to transform into some horrible heartless ownage monster if this goes on, for now.
hope it gets better, or it'll get worse.
FUCK YOU BITCH STOP CALLING ME.
3:15 AM
imy
keith's predictions always come true. right? :Di drew the curve for you last year remember?
so i said you'd fall for the first, you did.
it didnt work out,
the second, you did.
and same,
now the's third, i'm happy for you but.
somehow,
i dont predict a good one this time round either..
keep smiling.
do take care :)
i miss you.